Nonono don't delete me livejournal gods! I'm still here!
Please let me stay I like my friends page.
I want a puppy. There should be a place where you can rent puppies by the hour to cuddle. Or a kitty. Or something that will curl up next to your skin and not really understand but will be up next to you while you talk to them anyway. So you can talk through things without having a nervous break down or saying things that don't need to be said infront of your fellow human.
My brother is a fuckhead. He made me cry. And who in fuck A - knew about my past relationships and B - Told my mother and brother about them. Because who ever thought that was a good plan also is a fuckhead. He called me queer. I'm not queer. I've been informed summarilly by queer people that I'm not. But that wasn't so bad. It's when he said I was suffering from a mental illness by thinking girls are sexy and that I the founding fathers not only didn't have people like me in mind when they wrote the constitiution, but that they'd probably set me on fire. And they were right. See? I told you. Fuckhead, he is.
So I went home to the house to see if my check had come (It hadn't) and met an intervention. I'M MARRYING A MAN! Dear holy god, what is wrong with them. I may not be straight, but I'm certianly not gay. Rrrr. I should have just lied and said, 'nope, never happened.' It would have made things easier. But alas. I tried to talk to my family like adults. Which was my own fault.
Fuck. This means they're gonna pray for me, too.
The is me declaring my undying, vicadin induced love of ladyofthemasque. She rocks all sorts of houses.
Oh. Jonesing for some triofic. Pissed off because of that damned 404 message. Rent very expensive. Damn it all to hell.
*Giddy happy dance of happy happiness* I've been pimped! I've been pimped! And isn't that the sentence that I should be repeating while my mother in law is in the room and looking at me funny? Still
*edited* to point out that I should probably remind myself where I'm pimped, so that I'll be able to remember. Heres hoping I get the code right. Or fuck the code www.livejournal.com/communities/metafandom
reading funniest fanfic in history... for today at least.
have sent entire can of big k diet lemon lime soda up nose. is very painful. also have turned funny red colour because of lack of foresight involving breathing and laughing simultaniously.
"Bath time at grimmauld place" at ashwinder.... giggles perhaps drunkenly. Oh, why didn't I get the coke for rum n coke?
Oooooo. Shiny new journal. Shnazzy. I'm sure I'll think of something to do with it other than despair that I've failed in my life mission not to have one, and also reading fanfic.
But I doubt it.